All About Patrick Gareth Tipps!

Hello!  I’m Patrick Gareth Tipps!  I was born in October 1962 during the Cuban Missile Crisis, in a little council house in Scunthorpe.  My mother, Fiona Carol Tipps and my father, Alec Douglas Tipps, were both bakers. They also kept doves.  During a particularly exciting episode of The Changes, shortly after my graduation from the London School of Economics, I decided that I needed to dedicate my life to helping people.  After a few freak-outs as a St John’s Ambulance man during the Brixton and Toxteth riots, however, my doctor advised I should move to the coast.  This is how I came to live in Lowestoft!  It wasn’t anything to do with the Witness Relocation Program, is basically what I’m saying.  That was 1982, and I’ve never seen a reason to leave, especially after meeting my first wife, Erin-Satchell Tipps.  She was my rock.  Rock Hudson that is, because she had AIDS!  When she died, I learned to love again through the help of excellent tips from both my friends and family.  This is the strength of tips!  Since 1989, I have been doing my best to share some tips of my own to help other people in need.  I like to hope it’s done some good, too – anyway, since 1994, I’ve been able to become a professional lifestyle tipster, all from my 2 bedroom flat overlooking Aldi.

I hope you enjoy my tips, and will get in touch with me to let me know how they have worked for you!  I’m also an Anabaptist!