An Eggceptional Tip!

Look at those spendthrifts wasting money on expensive ice cube trays! Don’t they know they’re made of plastic which is DESTROYING our planet. Leave those idiots to it, I say! An egg box (empty of course!) makes lovely big ice cubes with the carbon footprint the size of an ant! Until I invented this tip Sandy-Poliver, my beautiful but somewhat delicate and sickly wife, always struggled to get the ice cubes out of the plastic tray. The beauty of using an egg box is, you can simply rip the ice out of it!